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Damian Montecarlo
Rep:250 PointsPosition:authenticated user, ChairmanDivision:City:Sex:
Start Date:Monday, June 23, 2008 - 09:02Employee No.:2Bio
Damian’s foray into the corporate world began just a few months ago when he reluctantly took a job in HR after the break-up of his band Midnight Sunset.
Prior to the career shift, Damian waded through a slew of odd jobs trying to make ends meet as the bassist of the Philadelphia-based hair metal band that had minor local success with the songs “Stick to Your Guns” and "The Revolution Starts Today."
Damian made a living between gigs by teaching middle school PE and working as a freelance journalist for a trade publication dedicated to hair products -- all in an effort to bring the the hair metal genre back to musical prominence.
When Midnight Sunset’s flamboyant frontman Stevie Long quit the band to join forces with rival group High Noon Moonlight, Damian was forced to make a choice. Try and make it with his three remaining bandmates or join a Chicago company’s Human Resources department. He chose HR.
Damian is somewhat relieved to be rid of the nights spent driving the 1994 Ford Mustang that served as their tour bus. He also doesn't miss the whirlwind schedule of playing a different dive bar in South Philadelphia every Wednesday night.
A proud co-chairman of ExecutiveBored.com, this is a job Damien will cherish until Stevie can be coaxed into coming back for a reunion tour.
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Damian Montecarlo updated the banner lines I vow to get fired. 1 year 34 weeks ago Damian Montecarlo updated the banner lines I vow to get fired. 1 year 34 weeks ago Stories from my job
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On America's birthday let's celebrate the one thing we all agree on. Communism sucks.
Videos I watch at work
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video »Ring my bell
Imagine you're a freshman at Texas Tech and you get to be the famous bell ringer for football. You tell your parents you'll be on ESPN. This is what they see.
video »Hitting the bottle really hard
Robbing a liquor store isn't a very good idea to start. But, this guy's unorthodox approach takes the stupidity cake. Down the hatch!
Music I listen to at workStuff I bought online at work
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A seer sucker jacket is a can't-miss for the summer, especially around the office.
Wacky work E-mails I've received
inbox »S&P ERM rankings released
Was minding my own business at my desk when the familiar "ping" of outlook entered my ear. Soon, I would wish it hadn't...
Games I play at work
