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How to resign in style

Flickr cofounder pens incredible sign-off note

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Morning Meeting: Once more unto whatever...

The Don returns from a week without Web

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Morning Meeting: What'd you do over the weekend?

Exec gears up for week 2!

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Morning Meeting: The Mayor Swings Big, Stock Shots Hit Hard

Exec rolls out more features

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Signature Collection Black And Khaki Stretch Belt

Nobody can tell you only spent $15 on this number

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Worst Employee Ever

So basically, just 1) Drink on the job. 2) Die and 3) Stink at your work and you'll be your boss's worst enemy.

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Broken Escalator -> Desperation

So what do you do when you’re running late to work and the escalator you’re on suddenly stops? I guess the answer isn’t quite as obvious for some people.

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FedEx: When the boss is away, the workers will play

I usually hate commercials, but this one's pretty funny. There are few things as exciting as knowing when you don't have to be "on."

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Epic Office Nerf Gun War

We think Exec is the perfect antidote for workplace boredom....but staging an epic Nerf Gun War isn't half bad either!

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Don't smoke in the Office Bathroom...

Reason #1: Something absolutely ridiculous might happen to you.

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Morning Meeting: Things are hotting up

Day 2 Highlights, Fast Trackers and New Employees

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Guns N' Roses: Chinese Democracy

Vintage Guns......meets Savage Garden?

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Carl Monday exposes lewd conduct at Cleveland Public Library

One of the all-time greats. Carl Monday brings shame on the entire journalistic profession by catching a Cleveland resident pleasuring himself at a public library. The dad's reaction is priceless.

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Morning Meeting: What's on tap for today? Am I a bad person?

Google's judgmental calendar plus our first morning check in

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The Combover Expert

As good a combover job as there can be? From a Japanese talent tv show with real people. (Companion video to "Comb and get it: 4 steps to combover mastery")

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The Tipping Point

A rare book not written by Stephen Hawking that doesn't suck. Malcolm Gladwell explains how ideas catch fire.

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THIS IS HOW I MAKE BREAD

THIS IS HOW BREAD IS MADE

DO YOU WANT TO MAKE A BREAD WITH ME

SERIOUS REPLIES ONLY

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Leprechaun: I want the pot of gold!

All hell breaks loose when residents of one neighborhood begin reporting sightings of a mysterious, Leprechaun-like figure who may or may not posses a "pot of gold."

Donnie Masterman

Donnie spent his whole childhood thinking about what he wanted to do with his life. He spent all of college thinking about it, too. While he didn't know it at the time, this was a bad move. While he was thinking and worrying about making a bad decision, other people were learning from their mistakes and enjoying life.

The 11 most badass last words ever uttered

The 11 most badass last words ever uttered

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Submit to the Bored - Step #1

Submit to the Bored - Step #1

Wanna submit an article or video to Executive Bored? This is the place. First, choose what kind of article you want to write.

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AcquisitionsStuff you bought online during work.
There's no better way to kill time at work than shopping for crap you don't need online. Post your most recent e-purchase so others can follow in your e-footsteps.
Best PracticesWorkplace advice and how-to guides
Navigating office culture is a tough task, but we all pick up skills to make the company work for us. Explain one of your favorite techniques, whether it’s how to use the color copier to print out fliers for your booze bash or how to sneak food out of meetings you weren’t invited to. Use illustrations if possible.
Firewalled VideoViral video time-wasters.
Your boss doesn't want you watching Youtube at work. But you do anyway. Post your current favorite videos to our archive and vote for your favorites.
Inbox HighlightsWonderful and absurd internal e-mails.
You just got an e-mail from your boss with the subject: “Big Danglers.” It’s a note about the unanswered questions from today’s meeting, but your gutter mind tells you it has another meaning. Got a hilarious office e-mail that just popped up? Drop it here.
LoudspeakerMusic that makes the office bearable.
You’re supposed to be listening to that conference call, but instead you’re secretly scouring MySpace for the next big band no one has heard of. Write a review of the latest group that’s got you nodding your head to the beat instead of nodding off to sleep.
Smoke BreakWork stories.
We all need to vent about work every once in a while. So do it someplace where the audience knows your pain. Like the cancer stick itself, this is your stress reliever. Post gripes on anything from your dead-end job to your brain-dead boss. Post 'em if you got 'em.
Tech SupportVideo games you can play on the job.
You should be doing calculations but the only numbers you want to crunch is the new high score on Snood. Post your favorite online games so that those looking to make their 9 to 5 move a little faster have a support group.
General ArticleGot an idea that doesn't fit into any of these buckets? Kick it off here. If it's on topic and enough people vote for it, you just might wind up on the front page.